funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad Bunnies

 

Wouldn't it be sad

If all the rabbits got the guns

And acted worse than brownshirts,

Every one?

 


 

Tag

 

He wouldn't admit

When he was It

So he couldn't play Tag

So he quit--

Little shit!

 


 

Don't Argue, I'm the Doctor

 

Bend over

End over end

And again...

 


 

God Sits

 

And God sits on his throne

Reads the paper and judges

And so it has been writ, in stone

And so it never budges

 


 

To A Real Mother

 

M is for the millions that she wasted

O speaks only of her orange glow

T is for the terror that we tasted

H is for the hell she brought in tow

R is for her breath of radiation

A is for her anger, don't you know?

Put them all together, they spell Mothra

The Monster Who Ate Tokyo


All Evil Toons, All The Time!

President Evil Online Home

 

Intro to Evil Incarnate 101

  The Lovely Dick Cheney Page

  Four More Beers, Quick!

  ScaryWorld

  Stoopidity for Dummies

Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls
Bob Dylan Public Service Message

 

 
 

 Meet the REAL Fockers!

  Revenge of the Living Rummy

 The Halliburton Horror

President Pinhead

  More Stoopider Even

Obscenity of the Week

Flying Crazee Clown Faces!!!

 


Other Neat & Scary Stuff

Millions are Horrified!!!

 

The Scary News

The Bipolar Bowler

  More Funny Poem-Things

 Pig-Mittens!!!

 

 Michael Jackson Has 17 Assholes!

     
 

 Evil Alien Clone EXPOSE! 

 

 The Surreal News

 

 The OJ Simpson Defense Rap

 

 Who The Hell Am I, Anyway? 

 Does This Look Like a Bigfoot To You?

   Anne Coulter Alien Anal Probing Scandal!

Hail, Well-Met Fellow Inmates!

 

Twilight Eyes: Dark Visions by Swamp Rat

 

IMPEACH HIM! by hiley

 

 Class Warfare: A Photo-Essay by BlueBear

 

A Planet Full of Hitlers by Octafish

 

 NEVER FORGET: animations by hyakamooks


Contact me at dxs@presidentevilonline.com

All material on this site is ©Copyright 2005 by Daniel Xavier Stone. All rights reserved.