funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

 

 

 

   

 

 

Divining Rod

by D X Stone

 

Hector pointed his pointer

At the nearest peach tree

Crying,

"I beseech thee!!"

"I anoint thee!!"

And her blossoms fell like litter

And his pointer rose to heaven

And their cries of joy annoyed the sky

And woke the neighbor's babysitter

From a dream about a fountain

Gushing up from out the ground

And cascading down to cover her

From toes to crown

In golden glitter

She looked around and found

She'd wet the bed

Thought to get up, but then instead

She laid back down within the warming spot

Felt no guilt, but melted into it

Right to the hilt

And, smiling, simply waited

For some friend or foe

Or fated stranger

To come to her and change her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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