funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

--Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

God is Big

Whether

Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)

Not a Paranoid

Divining Rod

Silly Disguises

Carloan Blues

Bad Aspirin

Someday

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission

Bunji's Fingers

It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder

Whatta Lotta Laughs

The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer

In The Night Museum

The Puppet in the Pulpit

Naked Nun

Braunstein

Your Govt Inaction

Dark Matter

Hell I & II

Everybody's Waiting

Listen

Marla's Alarms

Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon

Post-Nuclear Primer

Another Pound of Flesh

Marla's Alarms

Marla's alarms

Go off at noon and nine each day

Marla cannot wake

She snoozes in a swoon

She's far away...

It just takes too much energy and time

To shake her--and I won't cuz

I'm afraid to go into her room

It's filled with snakes and dust and gloom

It's like a lifeless tomb

All dark and deathly drab

And Marla's lying there

Upon a marble slab...

Drunken she lies, it seems

With spiders spinning webs

Within her hair and o'er her sunken eyes

And o'er her last lost dreams...

Her slumber's much too serious

Too dark and dreamless

Cold and deep...

If I were you

I think I'd simply let her sleep

All Evil Toons, All The Time!

President Evil Online Home

Intro to Evil Incarnate 101

  The Lovely Dick Cheney Page

  Four More Beers, Quick!

  ScaryWorld

  Stoopidity for Dummies

Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls

Bob Dylan Public Service Message

Meet the REAL Fockers!

  Revenge of the Living Rummy

The Halliburton Horror

President Pinhead

  More Stoopider Even

Obscenity of the Week

Flying Crazee Clown Faces!!!

Intro to Evil Incarnate 101	The Lovely Dick Cheney Page	Four More Beers, Quick!	ScaryWorld	Stoopidity for Dummies	Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls	Bob Dylan Public Service Message

Meet the REAL Fockers!	Revenge of the Living Rummy	The Halliburton Horror	President Pinhead	More Stoopider Even	Obscenity of the Week	Flying Crazee Clown Faces!!!