funny po-em-things...

All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

--Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)

God is Big

Whether

Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)

Not a Paranoid

Divining Rod

Silly Disguises

Carloan Blues

Bad Aspirin

Someday

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission

Bunji's Fingers

It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder

Whatta Lotta Laughs

The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer

In The Night Museum

The Puppet in the Pulpit

Naked Nun

Braunstein

Your Govt Inaction

Dark Matter

Hell I & II

Everybody's Waiting

Listen

Marla's Alarms

Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon

Post-Nuclear Primer

Another Pound of Flesh

Someday

One day, some day, we'll all awake

And somehow know just what it takes

To make the whole world right once more

And we'll all run right out the door

To shout the news out loud and clear

For everyone everywhere to hear...

And we'll all shout in perfect sync

Billions of souls, a single link

A chorusing of reason clear

That fills the whole world's atmosphere

A vision shared, pristine and pure

A knowledge new to man, and sure

And on that day the doves will soar

There'll be no suffering anymore

And everyone will sing and shout

And on that day, or thereabout

There'll be an end to war and spite

And everything will be alright

There'll be an end to lies and greed

And finally we'll all be freed

There'll be an end to hate and fear

There'll be an end to death...

But until that day

I wouldn't hold my breath

All Evil Toons, All The Time!

President Evil Online Home

  The Lovely Dick Cheney Page

  Four More Beers, Quick!

  ScaryWorld

  Stoopidity for Dummies

Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls

Meet the REAL Fockers!

  Revenge of the Living Rummy

The Halliburton Horror

President Pinhead

  More Stoopider Even

		President Evil Online Home	The Lovely Dick Cheney Page	Four More Beers, Quick!	ScaryWorld	Stoopidity for Dummies	Our Leaders Are Chucky-Dolls
		Meet the REAL Fockers!	Revenge of the Living Rummy	The Halliburton Horror	President Pinhead	More Stoopider Even