President Evil Online Presents...
This piece was first published as a general discussion forum thread on Democratic Underground (note the SCARY date!)
Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words...
Guest Writer: BlueBear
Class Warfare: A Photo-Essay
Bluebear Fri May-13-05
House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, facing an audience of conservative well-wishers who reject as politically motivated the ethics questions that have dogged him for months, on Thursday night fired back at Democrats by calling them members of a party with no ideas and "no class."
Yes, I can only dream about having CLASS.....like the Republicans:
CLASS!!!
"Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold's---the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train---there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together." Asked if he was talking about a "gang bang," Schwarzenegger answered, "Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on. Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff." - Arnold Schwarzenegger in a magazine interview, reminiscing on his bodybuilder days. Class, ja?
"Go fuck yourself." - Vice President Dick Cheney to Senator Patrick Leahy on the Senate floor. Now that's class!
The U.S. Secretary of State dancing to the disco hit YMCA at a conference of world leaders. Dignified class!
"I am a desperate housewife!.....I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse." - First Lady Laura Bush, demonstrating her dainty humor. Classy!
Vice President Dick Cheney commemorating the Holocaust in an olive drab parka with fur-trimmed hood and knit ski cap. Class.
Vice President Dick Cheney told supporters to look for the people with dark orange shirts at a campaign event. When Cheney paused to try to remember the zinger about how to describe the orange, Lynne Cheney prompted, "How about John Kerry's suntan?" Hahahaha! Classy!
"You little fruitcake! You little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake!" - Rep. "Kenny" Hulshof (R-Mo) to a fellow representative.
"Cocksucker!" - Rep. Hulshof, addressing the chairman. Tres classy!
Mocking veterans with purple heart Band-aids and bad dentures. SO classy!
"I think a baseball bat is the most effective way these days." - Psychotic Republican Ann Coulter, describing the best way to "talk" to a liberal, to Linda Vester of FOX "news." Yup, CLASS!
Gee, this is fun but there are so many examples! Have to go shopping now for some CLASSY Republican clothes....
Bluebear, signing off....
"Get better tactics. Don't wuss around. And quit saying, 'They're so mean and vicious.' They only do it because it works. When they don't do it anymore, we can go back to a more civilized way of doing business." - Bill Clinton
This originally ran as a discussion forum thread on Democratic Underground; here are a few of the pithier additional suggestions:
chaska (all of the below)
31. Class like Bernie Keric?
29. Class like that Christo-Pug that anally raped his wife for all those years
30. Class like John Bolton's orgies?
31. Class like Bernie Keric?
32. Class like Horseley and his mule girlfriend?
33. Class like that Spokane Wa. boy scout rapist?
34. Class like newt Gingrich who walked left his wife while she was in the...
hospital battling cancer?
35. Oh, he means Jeff Gannon. Sorry, my mistake. I guess he's right after all.
36. Class like the vicious attacks on Max Cleland
and John McCain, impugning their sanity, their patriotism, their intelligence, and their veracity.
Of all the classless, repulsive, juvenile, criminal things this gang of crooks, thieves, liars, pedophiles, rapists and all-around fucksticks has done, those are the ones that really make me sick.
pilgrimsoul
37. Class like that disgustingly ostentatious inaugural
Where oh where is a pic of those stupid, gawdy Texas oil wives posing with the steer in the White House? Yeah, that's CLASS. <snort>