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VIP TOM DELAY SEZ:
"I'm down in the dirt every day... 
...but I stay clean as a shiny new penny in
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You don't HAVE to contribute to my Tip Jar... only the BEST people do. |
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Coming Soon: NEW Pig-Footies!
"Four legs goooood!"
Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggie lives You can see them at their dinners with their piggie wives Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon! --George Harrison, Piggies - The Beatles/White Album |