How it All Works
Dan Stone - 4/18/02
Nike owns 28% of ABC, who in turn owns lil' bits of Cargill, ADM and
Nestles...together in limited partnerships they enter into long-term agreements
with Chevy, McDonald's and Motorola, who in turn own choice, juicy slices
n' slabs of all of ABC's subsidiary conglomerates, 20% of the entire world's
barbecued chicken wing franchises, and 75% of the Malaysian factories where
Phil Knight has his shoes made... then they all come together on golf courses
to form groups of various sizes and diverse elements, in order to plot and
plan all manner of ongoing conspiracies and manipulations, often using these
fellowships to increase their collective 'magical' power over this universe
(which they see as a gigantic boardgame), such as increasing their wealth
and influence by combining their small shares in various politicians and
government officials throughout the globe, vesting these combined shares
in the hands of a few trustees amongst them, so as to gain a controlling
interest of ownership over various officials for the will of the collective;
at which time lawyers and lobbyists are dispatched, who go back to the politicians
and world leaders and issue them their orders... and then when the week's
work is done, all the highest-level CEO's and politicians, and all the bankers
and landlords and kings and queens and princes and princesses, all the major
players get together at secluded secret society meetings to get drunk and
play games and swap stories and wives and whores and slaves, etc., and they
all get naked and into big piles of moaning, writhing human flesh, maybe
sample a lil' bondage and spanking and s&m... and they begin to lose
themselves in this larger mass of amorphous flesh without true identity
or conscience, flesh that knows only the moment's sensation... they metamorphosize
for a time into mere components of a greater Beast that is all desire and
will to dominate and destroy all that is Other, all that is not of its Immaculate,
Eternal Body... and then they top off the night by sacrificing a few virgins
and drinking their blood (and that's the problem with these rich idiots,
they just don't when to stop at the s&m!)... and it's amazing, all the
shrewd backroom deals cut, all the partnerships and alliances formed right
in the midst of big circles as the brave leaders of the free world jerk
off while watching Fanny May goin' down on Beatrice... it goes on and on
and on, these incestuous lil' cliques and secret alliances, the power of
privilege as fixed and inflexible and unimaginative as ever, guaranteeing
the absolute absence of a real level playing field at all for the much-trumpeted
free market forces to work their phony miracles...
The market is a phony miracle of faith in and of itself--you must have
faith for it to work, phony faith, yes, but faith nonetheless... you must
be a true acolyte with phony faith in abundance if you are going to grab
that phony brass ring, and win all the phony trophies and prizes, and all
that phony acclaim and bullshit power... just think of it, America!... isn't
it just enough to make you cream your jeans?... America, America, Land of
the Phony-Free, Home of the Slaves... Slaves Who Think They're Free, The
Shaved Sheep of of a New and Nasty Mega-Godzilla Hyper-Capitalist Neo-Democracy
Where Freedom Has Been Slashed Half Off!!!... and we're ALL Going Out of
Business RIGHT NOW!!!
So come on down!... cuz that's exactly where we're going... |
