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All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bunji's Fingers

 

Bunji's fingers

Needles knittin'

Sittin' in the kitchen

Stitchin' up an oven mitten

As befittin' any

Idle Eskimo

 

Bunji's thinkin' 'bout a drink'n

Winkin' at the kitchen sink'n

Somehow thinkin'

That it's winkin' back

Or maybe not

Or maybe so

Bunji's wonderin'

About the summer

When's it comin'?

What a bummer

To be sittin' here

Is summer ever gettin' here?

Bunji's lonely

Penance is the winter

What a sentence

For a sinner

Ol' squid tentacle

For every single stinkin' dinnner

 

Bunji's fingers

Tinkering with

Little strings and sinkers

Dreams of little shrinking creatures

Dreams of sunshine on his fingers

And his toes

 

Bunji's mind is

Wandering to women

Now he's

Picturing them swimmin'

And he might as well

His igloo's uglier than hell

Bunji's mind is

Masticating minutes

There are teeth and things

Within it

Poor ol' Eskimo

He's all dressed up

No place to go

 

Bunji's fingers

Knitting needles

Wriggling like

Busy beetles

Beating beetle wings

Just Bunji's fingers holding back

The bitter cold


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