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All material ©Copyright 2005 by D X Stone

"Some pretty weird and goofy shit here. If you're going to read these, I'd advise you to wear a condom... it couldn't hurt, anyway."

 --Former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop


 

Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such

Potato Bugs (Mr. Potatohead's Lament)
God is Big
Whether
Bad Bunnies (and other assorted shorties)
Not a Paranoid
Divining Rod
Silly Disguises
Carloan Blues
Bad Aspirin
Someday
 
 

 

For The Thinking Weirdo

Jesus Hangin' at the Mission
Bunji's Fingers
It Sometimes Makes Me Wonder
Whatta Lotta Laughs
The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
In The Night Museum
The Puppet in the Pulpit
Naked Nun
Braunstein
Your Govt Inaction
 
 

 

Dark Matter

Hell I & II
Everybody's Waiting
Listen
Marla's Alarms
Shootin' Your Mouth Off - Ode to Ariel Sharon
Post-Nuclear Primer
Another Pound of Flesh
 
 

   

Another Pound of Flesh

 

As the subway sounds surround you

Flow around you and you step inside

The doors close like a hungry mouth

You're headed south--enjoy the ride

Outside the windows flash

Rock, earth and ash--it blurs together

You listen to the thunder

And you wonder 'bout the weather

And the reckless engineer

Grins ear to ear and pulls the wire:

The whistle blows

And the coal-man throws

Another pound of flesh on the fire

 

The rail's rather bumpy

Seats are lumpy, torn and pitted

You cannot make a sound or move around

It's not permitted

And no one cries or stirs

The passengers are mostly snoring

You stare at strangers' faces

Or the spaces in the flooring

And the reckless engineer

Grins ear to ear and pulls the wire:

The whistle blows

And the coal-man throws

Another pound of flesh on the fire

 

The engine chews through earth descending

On its journey never-ending

The hungry worm turns in the earth

In its deadly bite rebirth

Circular its constant trail

Feeding on its bleeding tail

The whistle shrieks--come join the chorus

Ride the maddened Ouroborus

Race and chase--don't look around

To see behind you, gaining ground

The shadowed stalker, all-devouring

Overheating, overpowering

Growing, looming--all-consuming

Here comes your station:

Annihilation

 

As the subway sounds surround you

Flow around you and you step inside

The doors close like a hungry mouth

You're headed south--enjoy the ride

Outside the windows flash

Rock, earth and ash--it blurs together

You listen to the thunder

And you wonder 'bout the weather

And the reckless engineer

Grins ear to ear and pulls the wire:

The whistle blows

And the coal-man throws

Another pound of flesh on the fire


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