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Hell
Hell--what a concept... A place beyond both time and space Where demons rearrange your face And tear out your entrails, and rip Off both your ears, and lower lip... And every time that they get through They put you back as good as new Your every pain's assuaged, and then They tear right into you again They slowly rend you limb from limb And all the while you pray to Him You sing his praise, confess your sins You scream and scream and scream again... And though you scream ten thousand years It seems your screams fall on deaf ears
But God hears every little sob As devils go about their job Of tireless torment of the souls Of those who missed God's honor rolls Yes, God is watching! God is there! He hears their cries of bleak despair Cuz God is Always Everywhere
Yes, God hears every one of those And turns up his All-Knowing Nose To every cry, to every plea From weak-willed Goddamned scum like me From unbelievers, those who doubt And try their best to figure out How anyone could truly praise A God who punishes the rats Who cannot run His maze
Perhaps we are a sad pathetic lot This human race... Heaven must be a very lonely place In any case
Hell II
Hell could be a Disneyland Where all the rides are great... But then you get in line and stand And wait and wait and wait And after 'bout a hundred years You're finally next in line But something in the wheels and gears Begins to grind and grind They have to shut her down, they say To fix a rusty lever You ask how long the work will take: "Oh..." says the guy, "...forever." |
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