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The Puppet in the Pulpit by D X Stone
Raise your hat and tip it To the puppet in the pulpit "Keep it up!" the puppet cries "Keep consuming in this world of lies!" Take your cup and raise it Sip it, take a sip and taste it Raise it to the puppet, drink it up, Drink to his pride and power... Do not waste it!... it's the blood of martyrs Draining it took hours! "Drink it down!" the crazy clown commands Yet hidden in the hollow shell Are hands shoved up it deep That do or don't allow this puppet grand to sleep Or simply stand Or do a single blessed sit-up Not unless the hands so will and so command Yet here he stands amongst his many fans All dressed to kill In his sacred vestments get-up And his Holy Hat With the Magic Holographic Halo And the Holy Holy Backwards Bill...
Drink to the pride and power of the puppet! Sing its praises! Yeah, you gotta love it It's the one unspoken never-broken law Here in the Holy Holy Land of Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah-Rah... |
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