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The Nurse Won't Answer My Buzzer
The nurse won't answer my buzzer I wish she was more like my mother I wish she was under the covers with me The nurse won't bring me my pain pills My little ol' pain-in-the-brain pills My crazy ol' wacky insane magic beans
The nurse won't bring me my dinner She treats me like I'm some kinda sinner She treats me like I'm lower n' dirt'n I don't really think that it's her way a' flirtin'
The nurse won't bring me my jello She won't even stop by to say hello Is she angry?...Or is she just yellow? She won't wipe up the tears that are streaming When I wake up to find myself screaming She just smiles, and tells me I'm dreaming
The nurse won't cut me a break, no She won't hang 'round to cut up my steak, no She won't give me a knife or a napkin She don't care for my life--just the straps that I'm wrapped in
The nurse won't give me what's due me She don't see me at all--she looks through me She won't do nothin' for me--just to me The nurse won't give me my yo-yo When I ask for it back she says, "Oh no!" I don't think I'll be seein' it no mo'
The nurse won't give me my pants back She won't give me my shield and lance back She won't give me my ant farm and ants back I rant and I rave and she raves and she rants back!
The nurse won't answer my buzzer I wish she was more like my mother I wish she was under these covers with me |
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