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Goofy Poems On Eyeballs n' Such
For The Thinking Weirdo
Dark Matter
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Car Loan Blues
Fill in your name--your street address If you don't know just take a guess Fill in the numbers that you're known by Fill in the hours that have gone by Since the time that you were born Fill in the form Fill in the form
Fill in the hours yet remaining Indicate special interests and training Tell us about every job you have done Give us a list of awards you have won Write a short essay on your deepest fears Give us the exact dimensions of your ears Fill in the number of times you've said 'thanks' Fill in the blanks Fill in the blanks
Tell us exactly how much you were paid This will account for four-fifths of your grade Answer the questions about masturbation And about your favorite radio station Of course this is all privileged information Write it in pen--do it again Write it in pen--do it again
Fill in the intimate details of Your very first fistfight and very first love Write a report on all things that you do Fill out three copies--the first is for you The second's for us and the third is destroyed Fill in the void Fill in the void
Give an account of each time you have cried Tell us about every instance you lied Delineate any deviant notions And estimate the precise weight of emotions Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines Then multiply this by ninety-nine nines Fill in the lines |
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